Go from idea to launch in just 8 weeks. With BAM! 💥

For the entrepreneur with an offer idea…
…but they’re procrastinating, don’t know how to proceed, or haven’t even tried to launch it.

So instead of raking in sweet, sweet passive cash from this offer, you're on a content-creating treadmill and piling on project after project.

But the real problem is you don’t have accountability, guidance, or even the right instructions on how to go from offer idea to making it sellable. 

From client work and projects to content creation and building your brand - things can get pretty hectic pretty fast.

You’ve been sitting on that offer idea for too long, and you haven’t gotten to it, so you think you don’t have the time to do it. We don’t blame you!

🧐 “I literally thought about this offer first!”

🧐 “They must have a giant team.”

🧐 “They probably have a huge email list”

🧐 “They’re already well known, so they can easily sell air”

🧐 “They’ve gotta be lying about their sales and testimonials”


Deep down, you know you could’ve launched it months - maybe years ago. 

But instead, you’re watching other badass entrepreneurs launching theirs, and you’re wondering what you’re doing wrong that they seem to be doing perfectly - with a billion thoughts running through your head:

So many ideas. So much content to be created. So much work to do… so much overwhelm.

But saying, “I’ll just work on this later on” hasn’t really gotten you far, has it?

If you ask us, that’s the perfect recipe!... for disaster. Your BFFs, Procrastination and Fear-of-Unknown, have been real champs – at clearing the path for others to zip past you with their offers.

That hurts.

YOU know that what you need is someone to call you out, again, lovingly. You need accountability and support. You need the perfect mix of offer validation, copy, messaging, design, and sales.

If you ask us, that’s the perfect recipe!... for disaster. Your BFFs, Procrastination and Fear-of-Unknown, have been real champs – at clearing the path for others to zip past you with their offers.

That hurts.

YOU know that what you need is someone to call you out, again, lovingly. You need accountability and support. You need the perfect mix of offer validation, copy, messaging, design, and sales.

Which begs the question…

That, and thinking you don’t have time to grow your business.

Yep, we said it.

You likely already have a rough outline of this offer, but your biggest challenge is still getting it done. Your fear of messing up your copy, your messaging missing the mark, not knowing what your offer should include, and your offer not selling keeps you stagnant. 


You want to launch this offer so you can finally hit your passive income goals (ahem, 10k+ months) and continue to work on projects that fuel you up, but you’re procrastinating instead. And we mean this lovingly.

WHICH BEGS THE QUESTION...

Are you ready to finally bake your offer idea and sell it?

And break up with procrastination, self-doubt, and confusion around the logistics of it?

Imagine it’s March 2024 and:

ready to do the
damn thing?

💥 You wake up to DMs from leads asking questions about your offer and opening their hearts wallets to you

💥 Your messaging, branding, and offer stand out from a crowd full of samesies

💥 Your offer is done and you’re funneling traffic to it, so you can work on other projects and continue to build your brand

Introducing

The only mini-mind for online business owners (just like you!) that takes you from “I have an offer idea but I’ve been procrastinating” to “I’m making steady passive revenue while I focus on building my brand” in just 8 weeks. 

BAM! 💥 is not a buzzword that we made up.

BAKE

Bake your offer idea 

You're mapping out your offer's magic ingredients, the price that'll make wallets open, and the must-haves for your clients.

You already have an offer idea! That’s the hardest part of the process. So we’ll help you refine bake it so that you can stop procrastinating and finally launch it.

It’s a framework that’ll help get you to the 10k+ months you’re always day-dreaming about.

Here’s what we’ll do inside:

ADD

Add the words, messaging, and branding

You'll be crafting killer copy and messaging (with a little wisdom from us – wink, wink) that makes your offer the showstopper in a sea of samesies.

Then you’ll brand it using color psychology, user experience, and all the right things that make *the right* people click. Remember: your offer solves a problem, your copy shows the transformation, and your branding sets the scene.

MAKE

Make it sellable

You’ll elevate your offer from concept to cash cow. You’ll craft your unique framework, plan out your launch timeline, and come up with a marketing strategy that doesn’t feel draining. 

Selling it isn’t just about spamming social media – it's about oozing confidence in your offer and presenting it in a way that makes people say, “Take my money!”

Apply before January 7th, 2024 - and get in for only $1999               

$599

* The admission cost will go back to its original cost of $1999. The earlier you get in, the more you save.

*

Only 20 17 spots available!

Dude, seriously. This is not the time to be fashionably late. Just sayin’.

🤔 You only have a rough outline of this offer - or nothing

🤔 You’re juggling client work and all the life things

🤔 Your biggest challenge is getting it done

🤔 You *think* you don’t have time

🤔 You’ve tried to launch it before

BAM!💥 will help you launch your offer even if:

So taking your offer from a naked idea to a fully dressed and baked launch has FELT impossible.

until now.

You already know launching a new offer is a b*tch and a half. Every time you get that spark in your brain that tells you to work on it, you either find a distraction (watching product reviews on TikTok), you get more client work to attend to (everything always feels urgent), or life happens (gotta do grocery shopping. You know, to stay alive).


why BAM!💥?

You need accountability and direct access to coaches who’ll nudge you in the right direction

Why a mini-mind?

Apply to BAM Your Offer ⟶

hold my drink. here's why:

You need to validate your offer before you do anything else

We know how to work with neurodivergent entrepreneurs

We are a two-people team of sales copywriter, copy psychologist, designer, and business coach. It just works

We know how to work with course creators, membership site owners, coaches, agency owners, service providers, product businesses, and brick and mortar

Only 20 18 spots available!

Apply before January 7th, 2024 - and get in for only $1999               

$599

* The admission cost will  go back to its original cost of $1999. The earlier you get in, the more you save.

*

“But I already have a course on launching”

“But I'm in a group program right now that is tailored around launching an offer”

There *are* courses and group programs out there that focus on launching. But we’ll actually help you launch in 2 months and give you personalized support. We want to see your shit live by March 2024 at the latest. That’s why it’s a mini-mind.

but...

but...

but...

And let’s keep it real here - how often do you finish a course? With allll the distractions we mentioned up there (ahem, Tiktok, clients, and Costco), it’s pretty unlikely.

By the time you’re done with the introduction and mindset modules, you could’ve launched the freaking thing and made several sales!

But even if you don’t purchase an online course or join a mastermind, you still face the same problem - going from offer idea to concept and making it sellable.

Psychologically speaking, the longer things take and the less accountability you receive, your chances of accomplishing your big goal decrease. (actually, that’s just common sense).

The problem with every single online course and mastermind on launching is that they take too long.

You could be sitting on a 7-figure offer idea right now and not even know it because you haven’t launched it.

That shit hurts!

Our Question

Why not make it easier on yourself to stop procrastinating and actually get it done?
Not just get it done, but launch it before March 2024?

Why not make it easier on yourself to stop procrastinating and actually get it done? Not just get it done, but launch it before March 2024?

"Maggie is an absolute dream to work with. Her ability to think not only quickly, but strategically, has enhanced my business by leaps and bounds. When I have a problem, Maggie can solve it."

VALERIE C

"GIRLLLL this is AMAZING. Like holy sh*t I want to buy it.. even though I already own it." 

Marissa P

"I knew I wanted to make sales and be successful and that's it. Maggie has helped me scale and focus. I have clarity and direction now."

Becky C

You also know damn well you want more than just “a new offer.”

😮‍💨You want to be making steady passive revenue to support your other work


😮‍💨You want to expand your offer suite to serve more clients


😮‍💨You want to replace your income from your previous job


😮‍💨You want to see an ongoing $10K/month from this offer


😮‍💨You want to have a proper product launch


😮‍💨You want to double your current income

If other entrepreneurs can do it,                                 

why not you? 

you can.

Apply to BAM Your Offer ⟶

Only 20 17 spots available!

✅ Get accountability and personalized support. Waayyy more intimate than a course or a 12-month mastermind


✅ Weekly submissions so you’ll always have a second set of eyes on your work (with recommendations). You’ll love this when you’re working on your copy and branding


✅ A Slack community for even more accountability, access to coaches, and network


✅ Actually launch the damn thing! We don’t play or make excuses. You’ll do the work

During our BAM!💥 8-week cohort, you will:

“You’re preaching to the choir! But who are you?”

We’re a team of sales copywriter, copy psychologist, designer, and business coach. Yep. All in one. Or two?

We help online business owners launch their offers with ease by baking their idea, crafting high-converting copy, and making it sellable. It’s like baking a cake with the windows open - the smell just pulls people in.

oh, us?

Hey there! We’re Maggie and Elenny. 👋

Our clients and our work have been featured in ABC, FOX, Entrepreneur, FORBES, DigitalMarketer, HoneyBook, and all those cool publications that at one point made us scream, “look! I’m legit!”

Our goal is to help you take your offer from idea to “it’s finally out there.” As fast and painless as possible.

The Application Process

You apply

We manually vet all applications

If BAM! is exactly what you need, we’ll send you your admission invoice

📝

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Jan 8th intro call*

Week 1:

We start on January 8th, 2024 and kick it off with a welcome party!

introduction

Jan 15th Hot Seat*

Jan 22nd Hot Seat

Weeks 2 & 3:

Bake offer idea

Jan 29th Hot Seat*

Feb 5th Hot Seat

Weeks 4 & 5:

Add the words, messaging & branding

Feb 12th Hot Seat*

Feb 19th Hot Seat

Weeks 6 & 7:

Make it sellable

Feb 26 Launch Party

Week 8:

Launch week!

*All of our calls and hot seats will be at 2 pm ET.

We have a Slack just for BAM! and channels dedicated to each stage, so you get to ask questions and receive feedback tailored to what you’re working on that week.

You’ll get access to Maggie and Elenny for questions and guidance. And access to your own mini network for encouragement and motivation.

Accountability? Q&A? Intimacy? We got a Slack for that.

By the end of the 8 weeks, you’ll be the one saying, “BAM!💥 It’s done!”

👶 You're still in the “I want to earn my first $1,000!” phase of online business

🤢 You're all about those shortcuts or, dare I say, feel entitled to them

💰 You're looking for a done-for-you thingamajig. That's a different offer – the execution on this one is all you, buddy

It's NOT for you if:

💻 You’re a service provider, membership site owner, agency owner, course creator, or coach

📆 You can commit to 8 weeks of offer-building, no ifs, ands, or buts – just pure, unadulterated effort

🕥 You've got the time to invest! Two weeks for each B.A.M. phase – if that makes you panic, this might not be a match


This IS for you if:

Apply to BAM Your Offer ⟶

Only 20 17 spots available!

Apply before January 7th, 2024 - and get in for only $1999               

$599

* The admission cost will go back to its original cost of $1999. The earlier you get in, the more you save.

*

Samantha G

“Honestly, you’re going on my payroll. I do feel like you took and understood my brain.”

We personally go over your materials. So you never have to ask, “is this sales page good enough?”

💥

This is the only mini-mind that actually helps you launch your offer faster

while cutting through all the BS.

You actually get access to us. So you don’t have to wait a whole freaking month for someone to get back to you.

💥

We won’t make you complete unnecessary worksheets that you’ll never get back to. So you won’t waste your time.

💥

Amy S

"You are the most badass entrepreneur I know."

Wendy K

"Maggie is a creative genius. She was able to see me, even when I couldn’t see myself. Meeting Maggie has been a blessing in my life in more ways than I can describe."

Brian N

“Hiring [Elenny] was one of the best decisions I’ve ever made. [She’s] a rockstar!”

Madeline B

"Maggie is an amazing multi-faceted coach. She checks in on me every week to see what my goals are and how I'm doing. She keeps positivity in my life. Because of her, I've gained courage to face the thoughts that are hindering my success."

Apply before January 7th, 2024 - and get in for only $1999               

$599

* The admission cost will go back to its original cost of $1999. The earlier you get in, the more you save.

*

Only 20 17 spots available!

Dude, seriously. This is not the time to be fashionably late. Just sayin’.

If you don’t launch that offer that has been in your head, the lives you want to change will remain unchanged. Including yours.

That authority you want to build? Gone.

That passive income dream so you can focus on other projects? Bye.

The infamous 10k/month goal every entrepreneur sets for themselves? Adiós.

Apply to BAM Your Offer ⟶

 Get in for only $1999 $599